Say the quiet part out loud

We make smart satirical streetwear and scene merch. Clean graphics. Premium tees and hoodies. Limited drops that start conversations and actually look good.

Why Shop With Us

Sharp ideas. Clean looks

Designs that start conversations without shouting. Smart, witty, wearable.

Built to be worn on repeat

Soft fabrics, tidy stitching, crisp prints that stay crisp after the fifth wash.

Produced and Printed in the UK

Shein we are not. Clear ETAs, from checkout to doorstep, no mystery tours.

Limited drops. Real originals

Small runs and seasonal edits so you do not see your tee on every corner.

Make your outfit the punchline

Smart satire on premium tees and hoodies. Buy it, wear it, get tagged.

Latest Drops

Premium tees and hoodies with sharp graphics that carry the joke. Limited runs, clean prints, built to be worn on repeat.